Red Bull Derby

Derby car shaped like a salmon. So typically Northwest!!

Went to the Red Bull soap box derby this weekend. Wasn't sure what to expect, but it was pretty damn cool. If they have it again next year, me and the boys form the lab are so totally up in that!

Anyway, it was in Freemont. Cool place, but at a crossroads of tech companies and fruity hippies. At public events like this, you're bound to see idiots like this........

Don't wear a wizard hat. It's not funny or cute, you just look like a middle aged gamer dork who's kids are embarrassed to be with him.

Why the hell are you dressed up like a tree? You were walking around scaring children!! Every time this freaky earthy lesbian street performer in a tree outfit got next to a kid, it cried. Wearing 25 pieces of metal on your head and banging them with sticks is not music, its noise. The dirty beard, hard hat and smell of dead opossum didn't help either.