2 things.......

#1 - Its a skirt, unless you are Scottish. Then it is a kilt. Outside of Scotland, you are wearing a dress. (why do 90% of non-Scottish dress wearers have beards???)

#2 - Fixed Gear bikes are for the track. You are a retard if you ride one on the street. You are a retard AND a poser if you have super tiny handlebars and pink Deep V's with cards in your wheels.

All for now.