WTF?

So this fruitcake was dancing out front of our office today in downtown Seattle. For some reason there was a crappy 80's cover band playing in Westlake and this dude was fully accessorized for the party. When Flock of Seagulls came on he went nuts with his rainbow scarves and the grand finale featured him throwing all the scarves in the air and doing a somersault on pavement.

I want to send this guy to a special island with lots of dangerous animals. He and the rest of the nut cases can be food for angry Rhinos.