Corporate morning radio DJ's suck huge balls

Here's my rant for the week.

I HATE POPULAR MORNING SHOW DJ's!! Wacky, fake voiced, stupid commenting, dissed names (the worst part), thinking they are cooler than they really are.......Idiots!! Jackie and Bender, the T-Man (this guys tops out the suck-o-meter), The Wolf, Big Frogg, The Morning Circus, etc. You guys are all fat, wear dockers and are probably bald - you offer no interesting insight to anything whatsoever!!! Take your asses back to the Supermall in Auburn and hand out foil heart shaped balloons withHootie and the Blowfish or Dave Matthews on them to middle Americans who drive Chevy Malibu's.

Real morning show DJ's have names like John Richards, Paul Harvey, Robert Siegel, etc. They are actual people, who talk in their real voices and have personalities of their own, not verbal cartoon characters created for mainstream bland America like those other jerk asses.

I'm only ranting because I heard 3 seconds of the T-Man and his fake strip club DJ voice this morning and it made me want to punch someone. Check out his picture (above) from his webpage. He sucks so much, he has a "wacky" picture of a pumpkin guy talking into a mic, not a picture of himself. He must be kicked. Now I want to punch someone again...............