Funniest e-mail EVER!!!!

So this e-mail came in a few years back and just resurfaced. It's from a contact in Taiwan I had at the time who was out of the office and explaining why. SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! I'm so happy someone found this (thanks KP!). It made my whole week.

"Did not any spirit can rework at home last Friday night 8/11; as got Acute Intestine again. At noon time 12:05 08/11, I feeling my head a little shaking,after lunch , take 25 minutes rest sleeping a while, shaking more frequencies. feeling uncomfortable, can not work anymore, one and half hour, force to upset twice time. Thus, I decide to back home, enhance my spirit to driveback, even feeling painful, will upset anytime, but, I endure under my strong sense. but, can not endure anymore while I parking at underground parking area. It's very bad, total upset 8 times. my head clammy perspriation, but no diarrhoea this time. everyone shock my light white face. 2nd day , Saturday take rest at home whole day."